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12 July 2006 @ 11:46 am
...day one...  

As this is your first day, you should warm up with an easy task that will only change your life a little bit.


do one press-up
perform a striptease [in private]
triple-tie your shoelaces
learn to play "chopsticks" on the piano
increase your typing spead by three words a minute
jaywalk in a pedestrian zone
set all your clocks to exactly the right time
whisper a white lie when no one's listening
fantasize about your partner
use a different thickness comb
say "YO" instead of "hello"
hold the phone up to your other ear
tell someone your middle name
try a new sandwich filling
leave work 5 minutes early
bookmark a new website
give your genitalia pet names
decide which on of your toes is prettiest
insult an insect
go on a one-minute hunger strike.

and for those crazy individuals who want to dive in at the deep end:
open this book at random and preform that days task
D∂NIjust_3_euros on July 12th, 2006 06:53 pm (UTC)
day one!
I decided [after much deliberation] that I would pick my prettiest toe, which turned out to be my "index toe" on my left foot.